Remember that scene from the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie Kindergarten Cop in which a little boy raises his hand and stands up to announce, "boys have a penis and girls have a vagina":
I just lived it.
Belle came to me this morning while I was changing Emily's diaper and said to me proudly in her sweet little voice, "Mommy, you have a vagina and I have a vagina! And Daddy has a....penis!"
She had formerly called her nether-regions her tuschy and her "front tuschy," so Belle's morning announcement demonstrates acquired knowledge.
Semi-relatedly, Belle found my sanitary napkins/maxi-pads/panty liners and thinks they are stickers. She has peeled the back of three in the last two weeks and affixed "Mommy's stickers" to her book, bed, and floor. I hope she'll laugh when I tell her of this in a decade or so.
Kids...
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